1. be bitter!
~you must be bitter so you could hate everything about him.
2. Stalk his profile.
~in this way you could feel how much you hate him and his new girl.
3. Re-read his sweet messages over and over again.
~ By this you will miss him, you will look for him again, and you will text him then he will ignore you or reject you, another point for your bitterness.
4. Post bitter status for him!
~he will notice this. He will only ignore this because he doesn't care for you at all.
5. Listen to the songs that remind you of him.
~you will remember the old times, you will miss it, you will remember how much you love him and how much you want him back but at the end of the song you will just realize his a loser!
6. Have a new a hair style.
~you must have a new hairstyle so you could feel the new chapter in your life. Your hair must be short and you must look like a brand new bitch in town.
7. The band new bitch is born.
~you must make-over yourself. You must look better now. It's time to pack up your old dull look. It's either you want to keep your dull look or be the bitch that was desired by everyone. If you choose to be the bitch in town, you should darken your eye shadow, put a Russian red lipstick, and wear your most daring outfit that you've kept for a very long time and wear your best perfume then walk in front of him.
8. Single blessedness.
~when you have finished the previous steps it's time to be happy! When you get used of his existence, it's now time to enjoy your freedom. Go party with your friends. Wear your killer heels and sexy party dress. Dance with the cutest guy at the bar; dance like there's no tomorrow. When someone get your number, go and give your number too. Have fun and experimenter.
9. Sorry!
~be sorry for all the damages you've caused him. Sorry for not saying sorry before and sorry for everything you'd wish to say sorry then are friends with him again. Being friends with your old loser lover doesn't mean you want him back, it only means that your over him, you've accepted everything and that you've moved on.
10. Last but not the least is being better!
~after all the flirting and bitching you've done, it is still advisable to be just yourself. No dark eye shadow or Russian red lipstick. Be the girl that you know and not the bitch that all in lust men know.
It is still better to walk with around all the guys with you sneakers and backpack because it's you and your better that way!
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